Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,930 Points
Medals Earned: 13/30 (125/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get all weapons
Beat the game!
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/150 points)
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/155 points)
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/405 points)
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/240 points)
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Play the game many times in one session.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
